1."Canon enthusiast - with rugged and dependable body"

2.'Zero depth of field is all the rage at weddings these days'

3."Mine isn`t as big as that"

4.“ooh – the end’s fallen off!”

5."You damage that lens and I'll see your images never get through the selection committee!"

6."Demonstrating the New Zero Lens Reflex" (You get Zero pictures!!)

7."Who made me have that last drink!?!

8."\what do you mean I new new glasses? "

9.".........and now a short prayer for my lens, departed to that great Recycle Bin in the sky........."

10.' Canon Can.  What, without a lens ?'

11." Green must be my unlucky colour."

12."Oh dear, I wonder what The Snoop will say".

13."Phil couldn't help feeling he'd been ripped off, after forking out 500 quid for the new Canon 0mm F1 ultra wide angle lens."

14.I’m really hoping that Santa will bring me a lens for Christmas.

15."Lens we forgot!"

16.And the lord be with you for a lens for angel images

17.My Caption for the photograph is:-      AMEN.

18."Forgive me Father for I have sinned"